BOOBS Rule!

 
Boobs, boobies, tatas, moobs, titties, tits, fun bags, breasts, headlights, cans, jugs, hooters, honkers, knockers, rack and the list goes on!

Boobs are in a class all by themselves.  They serve multiple purposes and attract an endless amount of attention from both sexes.  Boobs are functional, practical and entertaining.  Boobs play an important role in our lives from birth into adulthood.  They feed us in our early years, evoke curiosity in our youth, prompt exploration and excitement in our teens into adulthood.

Boobs come in many shapes, sizes, dimensions and even substances!  Everyone has their own ideal of what kind of boobs they prefer, men and women alike.  Some like flat, others perky, some big, some small, some just a handful, others a mouthful and even some like more than they can handle.  Some real, some saline, some silicone, some Kleenex.

Boobs evoke many emotions for a variety of reasons. Sadness if they are too small, frustration if too big, painful if cancer ridden, and excitement if just right.  It doesn't matter if you are a male of a female.  We can't help but stare at them.  We notice them. We make fun of them.  We want them. We don't want them.   We strap them down, we push them up, we hide them, we flaunt them, we covet them, we hate them, we love them.

Boobs seems to take on a life of their own and transform over time.  As we age and gravity comes into play, they begin to droop, sag, hang and sometimes take on the 'rock in the sock' or the 'coin-purse' look.  So we push, pull and shove them around sometimes with fabric or by going under the knife in an attempt to keep them just as they were.

What is it about boobs?  We even use the word boob to describe someone - "Quit acting like a boob".  "He is such a boob".  Some get offended when a mother 'whips it out' to feed her child, yet when it is whipped out in a strip club, everyone is game!  We are dismayed by wardrobe malfunctions but may enjoy low-cut shirts.  Most don't appreciate the shadow of a nipple through a shirt but get excited when one 'nips out'.

Boob are so confusing.  So many mixed messages.  Sometime we can touch, sometimes we can't.  Sometimes we can talk about them, others times it's taboo.  Sometimes we can look at them without getting chastised, other times we get slapped.  So many rules and they are always changing!

So next time you have a rack attack and can't help but wonder what those jugs can handle. Take a step back and realize that even those knockers which make a great set up fun bags will keep you a breast of all the boob rules if you attempt to turn on those headlights!